Post by Tommy Asesino on Jan 24, 2010 1:17:11 GMT -5
Well most of today I have been trying to find out what happened. So I thought it would be pretty funny to recap last night with you all. It all started about 4:30 PM when my friend Scottie gets here and we crack open my 1G Smirnoff Vodka and have some screw drivers. After them we go into my guest room and are trying to find some thing to do for the night. We passed around the idea of breaking probation and buying some weed, shrooms, or acid. But all them had to involve going to Lynchburg (30 minute drive) and neither of us can drive. So we couldn't do that. So we call our friend Taylor and we were like "Dude ask your mom to get some 4 Locos" Which she couldn't... So we called this kid down the road from me to get us a bottle of whatever or some 40's. But he didn't come threw. So I remember my friend Therman knows this dude who can get anything at anytime so I hit Therman up and he starts making calls. We end up getting 1G Grey Goose, 12 pack of Miller High Life and 2 24oz Smirnoff Grape shit (This is when the fun begins). I was messaged to come play some CS:S in our server while in there I'm chugging 5 Millers, and one of those Smirnoffs. After they are all gone we chill for a second, then Therman walks in to my guest room and I stand up then I look down. Once I do that I hear the puking noise, I look up and I see puke everywhere on my Xbox, my TV, and on me. I'm like go to the bathroom and take a shower, and clean this shit up! Right when he hits my bathroom you hear him puking yet again (Beer fucks his shit up, but liquor he is fine with weird..) so Scottie was like that didn't hit the toilet. After he cleans that up and takes a shower we decide to go crack open my Grey Goose bottle. We grad two shot glasses and some Sunny D, and start taking shots. We kill the 1G bottle in the matter of 10 minutes (swear to god haha.) So we are all chilling. Then it hits me, I start to feel REALLY fucked up. Its all down hill from here.... I'll tell what I remember and then fill in what else happened at the end. I remember hugging everyone (Therman, Scottie, and Jeremy) and just being like I love you my nigga, you are my nigga, and so on. Then laying in my living room floor, puking, falling on my face outside, inside, on my step dad's basses which are 2,000$+ basses, hitting my head on a table, and that's it. Everything else is a blur. Then 4 AM hits, and I wake up and I smell puke, so I cut my bedroom light on and I see puke all over my shirt and then I look in my bed and I see that I threw up while sleeping and its in my bed.. So I'm like GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! I make sure my mom and step dad isn't home yet, which they aren't. So I clean that up, make sure Therman is good, find out where the hell Scottie is, putting my dogs in, and locking my front door. So for the find Scottie mission I called him which he didn't answer so I'm like where is he?!?! Then I get a text and he's like I'm at Pauls sleeping, and so on. I ask him where's the bags I puked into is and just questions I need to know. Then I cut my phone off. Then the world starts to spin a million fucking miles per hour and I can't sleep like that so I'm laying in my bed screaming FUCK ME LIFE as loud as I can. I lay in my bed for 3 hours watching wack ass TV shows that no one likes at 5,6, and 7 AM. Then I get up and start to see the aftermath off that night, house a mess, puke smell everywhere, and so on.
11ish 12ish my mom wakes up.. Walks back into my guest room and is like "What happened last night?" and I reply with EPIC, and then she's like "Why are the shot glasses out?" & I reply with I don't know, I went to bed.. She knows I'm lying but she walks off. Then she comes back and is like I was 16 once and I know what 16 year olds do. Then the 20 questions start coming, the shit that you have to be on A game to be able to get your way out of. Like "Why is all the Smirnoff gone?, Whys all 4 bottles on the Coconut Rum gone?, Who was here?" I play it off like Idk, and from last year. She doesn't buy it.. She's like tell me the truth... So I'm like well I didn't really drink the Smirnoff, so she was like what then? I point to the Grey Goose bottle, and she is like how much? All of it split by 4 people. Then she just laughs and says "If you EVER lie to me again I will take your computer, your phone, your car, and you will NOT go to Florida for spring break!"
Around 3ish she leaves to go with my step dad to play a show. I call Jeremy and find out what the fuck happened. He replies with "You were SO fucked up!"
Now, I'm gonna tell each part of the night I was told about from earliest to right before the night ends.
1.)
Jeremy "Tommy you were are a loving angry drunk"
Me "How?
Jeremy "You would hug us and be like I love you then push us off and hit us and be like get off me nigga!"
2.)
You were running threw the front yard chasing nothing.. asking for your Grey Goose.
3.)
You couldn't stand, but would say I don't need your fucking help when we would carry you.
4.)
We were chilling in the guest room and you were like I'm going to get a drink and then two steps later we hear you fall in the hallway face first and you wouldn't move.
5.)
I don't know how you didn't wake up with a hurt bone or even a broken bone after falling as hard and as much as you did. You fell face first in the living room and wouldn't move. So we got you a trashcan to puke in. Then when we try to move you this is what we got. "I'M NOT FUCKING MOVING, I WILL STAY RIGHT HERE ALL FUCKING NIGHT, LEAVE ME ALONE, FUCK MY MOM I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE. DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME!!! I'LL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP, LEAVE ME ALONE!!"
6.)
You told up you were going to the bath room and after about 20 minutes we didn't hear you pee, throw up, shit or anything so we go and look and your ass is hugging the toilet for your life sleeping.
7.)
You were throwing up so much it looked painful
8.)
Me and Scottie pushed you down the hallway into your room on to your bed while your telling me to get the fuck out your house.
9.)
We came to check on you and you were sleeping with puke coming out your mouth.
10.)
You wouldn't stop singing Out Last Night by Kenny Chesney and Shots by LMFAO.
My remarks to that...
DAMN I never want another one of those nights EVER again, or not at least for a month.
Pictures from last night, had to put them up haha.
Jeremy
Scottie, Jeremy, and I
Me
Scottie
Therman
All I can say is EPIC. I still feel last night haha.
11ish 12ish my mom wakes up.. Walks back into my guest room and is like "What happened last night?" and I reply with EPIC, and then she's like "Why are the shot glasses out?" & I reply with I don't know, I went to bed.. She knows I'm lying but she walks off. Then she comes back and is like I was 16 once and I know what 16 year olds do. Then the 20 questions start coming, the shit that you have to be on A game to be able to get your way out of. Like "Why is all the Smirnoff gone?, Whys all 4 bottles on the Coconut Rum gone?, Who was here?" I play it off like Idk, and from last year. She doesn't buy it.. She's like tell me the truth... So I'm like well I didn't really drink the Smirnoff, so she was like what then? I point to the Grey Goose bottle, and she is like how much? All of it split by 4 people. Then she just laughs and says "If you EVER lie to me again I will take your computer, your phone, your car, and you will NOT go to Florida for spring break!"
Around 3ish she leaves to go with my step dad to play a show. I call Jeremy and find out what the fuck happened. He replies with "You were SO fucked up!"
Now, I'm gonna tell each part of the night I was told about from earliest to right before the night ends.
1.)
Jeremy "Tommy you were are a loving angry drunk"
Me "How?
Jeremy "You would hug us and be like I love you then push us off and hit us and be like get off me nigga!"
2.)
You were running threw the front yard chasing nothing.. asking for your Grey Goose.
3.)
You couldn't stand, but would say I don't need your fucking help when we would carry you.
4.)
We were chilling in the guest room and you were like I'm going to get a drink and then two steps later we hear you fall in the hallway face first and you wouldn't move.
5.)
I don't know how you didn't wake up with a hurt bone or even a broken bone after falling as hard and as much as you did. You fell face first in the living room and wouldn't move. So we got you a trashcan to puke in. Then when we try to move you this is what we got. "I'M NOT FUCKING MOVING, I WILL STAY RIGHT HERE ALL FUCKING NIGHT, LEAVE ME ALONE, FUCK MY MOM I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE. DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME!!! I'LL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP, LEAVE ME ALONE!!"
6.)
You told up you were going to the bath room and after about 20 minutes we didn't hear you pee, throw up, shit or anything so we go and look and your ass is hugging the toilet for your life sleeping.
7.)
You were throwing up so much it looked painful
8.)
Me and Scottie pushed you down the hallway into your room on to your bed while your telling me to get the fuck out your house.
9.)
We came to check on you and you were sleeping with puke coming out your mouth.
10.)
You wouldn't stop singing Out Last Night by Kenny Chesney and Shots by LMFAO.
My remarks to that...
DAMN I never want another one of those nights EVER again, or not at least for a month.
Pictures from last night, had to put them up haha.
Jeremy
Scottie, Jeremy, and I
Me
Scottie
Therman
All I can say is EPIC. I still feel last night haha.
